When the Man's got you down, sing a little Queen to lift your spirits. Have you adopted Freddy Mercury as YOUR spirit animal yet?

Update: The Smoking Gun tracked down the Rhapsody warbler: his name is Robert, he's an unemployed (or self-employed?) home brewer from Alberta, and his repetoire includes not only Bohemian Rhapsody but also all 113 Beatles songs that are available on karaoke. He obtained the video from the police to use as his defense in a still-pending court case.

Wait, I don't understand this game ... there is no way to spell "Michael Jackson" from those letters.