I Got Bronchitis and Now My Voice Is Autotuned

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Remember that woman on the news who only wanted a cold pop but ended up running from a burning building? No? Well, anyway. Someone made a remixed, autotuned version and it's quite good.

After Spending 45 Minutes in Jail, Chris Brown Tweets He's Done

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On Tuesday, famous singer Chris Brown sent the tweets above. Coming the day after he spent about an hour in jail for charges stemming from a hit and run, the tweets make it apparent that even with his continued success following Rihanna's beating, he's not feeling the love. It's a "mistake I made when I was 18" he laments, even though he was 19 and it only happened four years ago.

To put that in perspective, it took Chris Brown less time to atone for domestic violence than it took most of us to complete High School.

What Have You Done to Us, Miley?

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Will the wrath of Miley and her fans ever come to an end?

When Metallica Closes a Door, God Opens a Window for Demon Hunter to Crawl Through

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I wonder if Metallica really had an issue with how their music was used, or rather that their music was used. I definitely put them in that category of musicians (Prince, the Beatles, the Smashing Pumpkins)who are overly protective of their music.

Record Sales FAIL

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I knew record sales have been declining, but I never knew it was that bad.

Today's Forecast: 80 Percent Chance of Queen Followed By 67 Percent Chance of R.E.M.

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Wyclef, Will.I.am, What's the Diff?

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