Only Rush Can Save Us From Rush Limbaugh

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Only Rush Can Save Us From Rush Limbaugh
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Just a week after Limbaugh said some nasty things about a college student advocate for reproductive rights, the band Rush sent a cease-and-desist notice to Rush Limbaugh for appropriating their music for "political purposes." If it goes to court, I can't wait for the internet to milk a "Rush vs. Rush" case for all it's worth. Maybe a mashup of Limbaugh's radio show with "Finding My Way."

After Spending 45 Minutes in Jail, Chris Brown Tweets He's Done

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After Spending 45 Minutes in Jail, Chris Brown Tweets He's Done
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On Tuesday, famous singer Chris Brown sent the tweets above. Coming the day after he spent about an hour in jail for charges stemming from a hit and run, the tweets make it apparent that even with his continued success following Rihanna's beating, he's not feeling the love. It's a "mistake I made when I was 18" he laments, even though he was 19 and it only happened four years ago.

To put that in perspective, it took Chris Brown less time to atone for domestic violence than it took most of us to complete High School.

When Metallica Closes a Door, God Opens a Window for Demon Hunter to Crawl Through

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When Metallica Closes a Door, God Opens a Window for Demon Hunter to Crawl Through
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I wonder if Metallica really had an issue with how their music was used, or rather that their music was used. I definitely put them in that category of musicians (Prince, the Beatles, the Smashing Pumpkins) who are overly protective of their music.

I Got Bronchitis and Now My Voice Is Autotuned

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Remember that woman on the news who only wanted a cold pop but ended up running from a burning building? No? Well, anyway. Someone made a remixed, autotuned version and it's quite good.

First Tupac, Now Freddie Mercury

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First Tupac, Now Freddie Mercury
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At this rate we'll have to start a betting pool on who's going to be holorected next. Kurt Cobain? Pimp C? Perry Como?