After Spending 45 Minutes in Jail, Chris Brown Tweets He's Done

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On Tuesday, famous singer Chris Brown sent the tweets above. Coming the day after he spent about an hour in jail for charges stemming from a hit and run, the tweets make it apparent that even with his continued success following Rihanna's beating, he's not feeling the love. It's a "mistake I made when I was 18" he laments, even though he was 19 and it only happened four years ago.

To put that in perspective, it took Chris Brown less time to atone for domestic violence than it took most of us to complete High School.

Record Sales FAIL

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I knew record sales have been declining, but I never knew it was that bad.

Changes at Cheezburger

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We've got big big changes that we're finally ready to commit to at Cheezburger! Read more about them here!

I Got Bronchitis and Now My Voice Is Autotuned

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Remember that woman on the news who only wanted a cold pop but ended up running from a burning building? No? Well, anyway. Someone made a remixed, autotuned version and it's quite good.

What Have You Done to Us, Miley?

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Will the wrath of Miley and her fans ever come to an end?

Only Rush Can Save Us From Rush Limbaugh

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Just a week after Limbaugh said some nasty things about a college student advocate for reproductive rights, the band Rush sent a cease-and-desist notice to Rush Limbaugh for appropriating their music for "political purposes." If it goes to court, I can't wait for the internet to milk a "Rush vs. Rush" case for all it's worth. Maybe a mashup of Limbaugh's radio show with "Finding My Way."

Lamb of God Singer Arrested for Manslaughter

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It's always a bad idea when a metal band messes with Prague rock. Yesterday, Czech authorities arrested Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe and charged him with manslaughter shortly before the band's scheduled show at the Prague Hard Rock Cafe.

The charges refer to an incident from a 2010 show at the Club Aberton in Prague, when a fan bum-rushed the stage and sustained injuries to his head after a fight with Blythe. Who started the fight? Was the fan just trying to give Blythe a hug? Has Blythe entered into an unholy covenant with Satan contingent on sacrificing a fan every two years? Details are still forthcoming.

[NME]

Update: The band's publicist is saying that the fan in question tried to rush the stage twice before security pulled him back. The third time, Blythe pushed him back into the audience, where he hit his head (thanks, Darkst!)

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