I Got Bronchitis and Now My Voice Is Autotuned

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Remember that woman on the news who only wanted a cold pop but ended up running from a burning building? No? Well, anyway. Someone made a remixed, autotuned version and it's quite good.

Flying High Again

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Flying High Again
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At least they aren't naming an airport after Randy Rhodes.

#CutForBieber

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The trolls behind #BaldForBieber have launched a campaign to get Bieber fans to cut themselves over his alleged marijuana use (you know, because if there's one thing we know it's that drug use turns artists into complete crap). It's insensitive, to say the least, but there's been some high quality smartass-ery as a result.

Story from Gawker (be warned: contains images of self-harm/cutting)

Rap Themed Sports Coverage

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After his report, laden with Seinfeld quotes went viral, Adam Lefkoe of WHAS11 broadcast this report, chock full of classic rap quotes blended right into the copy.

Lamb of God Singer Arrested for Manslaughter

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Lamb of God Singer Arrested for Manslaughter
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It's always a bad idea when a metal band messes with Prague rock. Yesterday, Czech authorities arrested Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe and charged him with manslaughter shortly before the band's scheduled show at the Prague Hard Rock Cafe.

The charges refer to an incident from a 2010 show at the Club Aberton in Prague, when a fan bum-rushed the stage and sustained injuries to his head after a fight with Blythe. Who started the fight? Was the fan just trying to give Blythe a hug? Has Blythe entered into an unholy covenant with Satan contingent on sacrificing a fan every two years? Details are still forthcoming.

[NME]

Update: The band's publicist is saying that the fan in question tried to rush the stage twice before security pulled him back. The third time, Blythe pushed him back into the audience, where he hit his head (thanks, Darkst!)

What Have You Done to Us, Miley?

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What Have You Done to Us, Miley?
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Will the wrath of Miley and her fans ever come to an end?