From Lester Chambers, the former lead singer for '60s soul group The Chambers Brothers, who posted this to his Facebook wall.
BRB, going to go pirate music.
He could have won accolades based solely on the Star Wars reference and lame puns about guitarbonite, but Travis Stevens carried through and crafted a polished-looking guitar mod shaped like Han Solo's carbonite prison. Would Solo mind that you're fingering his genital area even if he's trapped in hibernation?
Oh, and the current owner of that guitar is Tom Moody, the co-founder of Evanescence. So there's that.