If Aziz Ansari Were Most Rappers

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If Aziz Ansari Were Most Rappers
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Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.

What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival

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What Slayer Will Demand If They Play at Your Festival
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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Dave Mustaine Thinks Obama Was Responsible for the Last Two or Three Shootings

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Dave Mustaine Thinks Obama Was Responsible for the Last Two or Three Shootings
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Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine diverged drastically from the setlist last week when he told an audience in Singapore:

Back in my country, my president... he's trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders, like the Fast and Furious thing down at the border... Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there ... and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple... I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America.

Seems legit.

[dailyintel]