You want to learn Dashboard Confessional, you can damn well go home!
This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.
Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine diverged drastically from the setlist last week when he told an audience in Singapore:
Back in my country, my president... he's trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders, like the Fast and Furious thing down at the border... Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there ... and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple... I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America.