Twist THE NIPPLES OF SATAAAAN and shout UNHOLY OATHS TO MOTHER HELLBEAASSST.
You realize that this is what the Beatles probably sounded like to grandparents living in the 50s.
Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.
Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.
Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.
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