metal

One of many songs by metal band Austrian Death Machine that pays tribute to one of the biggest Hollywood stars to hail from their homeland.

Edit: Whoops! Turns out ADM is actually not from Austria, and is in fact a side project by the vocalist for As I Lay Dying. That's right, we're one of "those" racists who think everything about Austria must be done by Austrians.

If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

You have to GIF it to him, this would make anyones commute way cooler.