Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture

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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

Undercover Mastodon Fan

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Although if he's REALLY a Mastodon fan, WHY DOES HE HIDE HIS FACE AS IF IN SHAME?

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