Several Levels of Fail

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Several Levels of Fail
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We can probably all agree that there are some truly awful One Direction fans, but we must never overlook the fact that some of Metallica's fans are horrible, too.

Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture

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Presenting the New Line of Metallica-Brand Ikea Furniture
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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

As Close as You'll Get

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As Close as You'll Get
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Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.