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Although if he's REALLY a Mastodon fan, WHY DOES HE HIDE HIS FACE AS IF IN SHAME?
Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.
Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.
Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.
We can probably all agree that there are some truly awful One Direction fans, but we must never overlook the fact that some of Metallica's fans are horrible, too.
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