Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.

As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

So metal.

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That TOTALLY looks like something!