The Conspiracy Pulling the Music Critics' Strings

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So THAT'S why Pitchfork keeps giving Animal Collective better reviews than Jesus! It's a plot by the military-industrial complex!

Everyone Knows That Good Music Died in 1979

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That's right, kids! The popular music marketed by old white men 30 years ago is FAR SUPERIOR to the popular music marketed by old white men today! Spread the word!

It Was All Better When YOU Were Younger!

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'90s pop/rock is SO much better than the crap they're coming out with now, amirite?

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