For a reviewer in Des Moines, Iowa, the latest Chris Brown album wasn't exactly a smash hit.

The only Chris Rock in this show are the verbal rocks people are slinging at Chris Brown.

In case you missed it, Chris Brown (and his entourage) broke into a fight with Drake (and his entourage) on Wednesday night. The two happened to be eating at the same nightclub, when Brown sent a bottle of champagne over to Drake's table (uhhh, thanks?). The rappers' respective crews started heckling each other, heated words were exchanged, and finally a bottle was thrown at Brown's face, leaving the nifty gash that Brown tweeted later. He promptly removed the photo and tweets soon after posting them.

But the real hero in this story is the brave little coke booger clinging valiantly to the inside of Brown's nostril, weathering Brown's inhalations throughout the night and remaining there until Brown took this picture of him for all the world to see. God bless you, little coke booger. You are truly an inspiration.

On Tuesday, famous singer Chris Brown sent the tweets above. Coming the day after he spent about an hour in jail for charges stemming from a hit and run, the tweets make it apparent that even with his continued success following Rihanna's beating, he's not feeling the love. It's a "mistake I made when I was 18" he laments, even though he was 19 and it only happened four years ago.

To put that in perspective, it took Chris Brown less time to atone for domestic violence than it took most of us to complete High School.

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