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Because metal is best enjoyed at fancy dinner parties, an official Slayer-brand wine called Reign in Blood rolled out this month. Sold in Sweden, it's a Cabernet Sauvignon made in California and is supposed to go down perfectly with Cradle of Filth-brand cheese.