So THAT'S What That Tool is For

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So THAT'S What That Tool is For
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By "tool", I mean "refine edge", not Bono.

A Metal Band That Sings in Nothing But Arnold Schwarzenegger Lines

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One of many songs by metal band Austrian Death Machine that pays tribute to one of the biggest Hollywood stars to hail from their homeland.

Edit: Whoops! Turns out ADM is actually not from Austria, and is in fact a side project by the vocalist for As I Lay Dying. That's right, we're one of "those" racists who think everything about Austria must be done by Austrians.

I Live With My Parents

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Proving that it is cool to still live with your parents at the age of 27.

See more funny childhood lols on Parenting FAILs!

Ben Bruce of Asking Alexandria Says...

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Ben Bruce of Asking Alexandria Says...
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This is how I felt about those early 2000s Nu Metal bands who played 7-string guitars. WHY DO YOU NEED 7 WHEN YOU CAN'T PLAY 6?!