Oedipus-In-Law

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Right: "I put the picture of your dad up on the wall." Wrong: "Your dad is hung." #LFMF
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Not a Nazi

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Good: "I like learning about Nazi Germany, I think it's an interesting time period to study." Bad: "I love Nazis." #LFMF
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Depends on What's Playing on the Monitor

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Correct:The warm air blowing from the laptop always makes it hot in here. Incorrect: The laptop gets me so hot. #LFMF
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I'll Stalk Your Log

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You know that litte girl with the red pigtails that stick out? Her name is Pippi Longstocking, not Pippi Logstalking. #LFMF
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Screamer

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If your husband's name is Noel, refrain from screaming it repeatedly during sex. People in the vicinity will hear only the first two letters and assume that you are being brutally raped. They will also call the police. #LFMF
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Dead Tired

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Correct: I went into narcolepsy mode as soon as I got home. Incorrect: I went into necrophilia mode as soon as I got home. Remember this when talking to your father. #LFMF
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