If a girl has been calling for hours trying to reach Joey, and argues that she has the right number and she knows Joey is there, DO NOT -EVER- tell her that "fine, yes, this is Joey's number and I'm his wife and we have 3 kids and who the hell are you?". Because she is 16, and Joey is 16. And their parents will call for hours calling you a child molester, demanding a paternity test on those imaginary children.
When texting a girl you're interested in, it is best to make sure you're texting the right person. Your sister will be confused at first why you decided to text her out of the blue, and things will get a bit awkward before she realizes your mistake and clarifies who you're actually talking to. #LFMyBrother'sF
Even though the only reason you ever use your cellphone is for notifying your parents of where you are, always be careful to answer with "hello". Although unexpected, it may have been the hospital's head of the volunteering department, and the lady who has the final say on if you get accepted or not. Answering the phone immediately with "Mom, I know! I'm right outside the door!" will most certainly result in said department head laughing at you. #LFMF