Don't answer your work phone at 4:58 pm on Friday. #LFMF
When you have had a long, frustrating day at work, and you just want to get home, look around before honking loudly at the jerk not turning in front of you on a stale green light. It may just be that he is waiting for a blind man to cross the street. You will feel like an utter douche. #LFMF
It's best to remember to buy more toothpaste BEFORE you run out. The day you do run out might just be the one day you're running late for work. #LFMF
Fact: Valve has released the level creator for Portal 2.
Fact: Work starts back up the next day. Need I say more? #LFMF
Do not send all sorts of sexy time messages to your boyfriend while he is at work. Especially if he works in a newsroom. Guess who's the headline tonight?
The letters "T" and "G" are close together on your keyboard. Be very aware of this when sending a letter to your boss that includes the word "Regarded" in it. #LFMF
Don't think because you can't see anyone from inside of a building you can just adjust your bra. People can see clearly from the outside - especially during a job interview.
In some cases, this might actually help you land the job.
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