GAME OVER

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Yes, dying will allow you to restart at the save point. No, hitting the restart button does not work the same as dying. Have fun starting from the beginning all over again. #LFMF
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Low Health

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You've played your game for far too long when the game itself asks you to stop playing in fear for your health. This is also the moment you realise your game cares more for you than you do. #LFMF
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But I Need FREE STUFF!

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When you see a barrel outside the super market, don't reflexively try to search it for salt piles. You're really outside the supermarket, not playing Skyrim. All the clerks will look at you weird.
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Learn From Omnomnominous' Fail

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When buying a rare videogame soundtrack CD, make sure it's not a Taiwanese bootleg. And that there isn't an official sealed one costing $10 less for sale at the same time. #LFMF
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