Never let your jokester sister book your bus trip. If you do, check your ticket to see what name she gave you. #LFMF
Just because you see it a lot on TV doesn't mean that a cop will find it funny when you say "What seems to be the officer, problem?" What would've just been a warning for not having your lights on will now include a sobriety test. #LFMF
That cop going 70mph on the highway? Don't pass him. #LFMF
Don't tell the slower kid in your driving ed class that the white border around the stop signs means they are optional to stop. He will take his driving test with a deputy. He will blow a stop sign. He will fail his driving test. He will get a ticket and a six month suspension from taking the test again. You will feel like a complete a-hole. #LFMF
When traveling through texas don't cut off a Texas Ranger. They don't appreciate it and you will get a ticket. #LFMF
When giving money to a stranded woman in a parking lot so she can pay for a tow truck, check to make sure who's watching you. It's hard to convince the beat cop nearby that you weren't trying to solicit a prostitute. #LFMF
If you happen to live in a place where its illegal to talk on a cell phone and drive, dont pretend to be talking on a cellphone as you drive by a cop. They will still write you a ticket. #LFMF
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