Paint the Town White

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When texting the guy you like, double-check the text you're about to send. Remember you're asking him to go WALKING around downtown with you, not WANKING around downtown. He won't let you live it down. #LFMF
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Autocowrecks, Am I Right?

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When texting a word, make sure you know how to write it. If you have a widowed friend on facebook, and you write "Good mourning" instead of "Good morning", she will hate you and block you.
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Don't Do This With Catholic Friends, Either

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When texting an African-American friend, if they text you "kk," NEVER text back "kkk." #LFMF
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Eh,Hi Mum

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When texting your BEST FRIEND to tell her you just lost your virginity, and your MUM to ask if you can stay at your boyfriend's house for dinner, do NOT get the two numbers mixed up. An awkward conversation with mummy will occur if you do. #LFMF
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Congressional Junk

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Never send a picture of Anthony Weiner's junk to your ex-girlfriend. She might think it's your junk. #LFMF
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Bad grammar

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Always remember the ' when texting. It's a big difference between who're and whore. #LFMF
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