When texting the guy you like, double-check the text you're about to send. Remember you're asking him to go WALKING around downtown with you, not WANKING around downtown. He won't let you live it down. #LFMF
When texting a girl you're interested in, it is best to make sure you're texting the right person. Your sister will be confused at first why you decided to text her out of the blue, and things will get a bit awkward before she realizes your mistake and clarifies who you're actually talking to.
When texting a word, make sure you know how to write it. If you have a widowed friend on facebook, and you write "Good mourning" instead of "Good morning", she will hate you and block you.
When texting an African-American friend, if they text you "kk," NEVER text back "kkk." #LFMF
When texting your BEST FRIEND to tell her you just lost your virginity, and your MUM to ask if you can stay at your boyfriend's house for dinner, do NOT get the two numbers mixed up. An awkward conversation with mummy will occur if you do. #LFMF
Never send a picture of Anthony Weiner's junk to your ex-girlfriend. She might think it's your junk. #LFMF
Always remember the ' when texting. It's a big difference between who're and whore. #LFMF
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