Family Ties

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Correct wording: "I am officiating my sister's marriage ceremony today." Incorrect: "I am marrying my sister today." LFMfrind'sF
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Mirth Control

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Never get caught taking a picture of your sister's baby with a pack of birth control pills, no matter how hilarious it is. #LFMF
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Doodle Thump

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Calm down. the faint scream you heard was NOT the cat you saw run across the street. It was a game your sister is playing on her iPod. there's not need to pull over and look for the body. #LFMF
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Oh...hi there sis'.

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That pretty girl across the room that looks kinda like your sister? Yeah, you're drunk. That is your sister. Asking her out on a date will only make things extremely awkward. #LFMF
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Learn From What's That Sissy's Fail

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When calling your younger sister to your bedroom for help with a dress, make sure that you have put away the vibrator and the lube. #LFMF
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