Soap-on-a-Dope

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If you are showering somewhere different from your usual shower, remember that the soaps are different too. Exfoliating body wash should go nowhere near your crotch region. #LFMF
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Drain the Main Vein

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Never pee in the shower if the drain is slow. You will be standing in your own pee. #LFMF
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Brush it Off

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When your post-shower ritual involves cleaning your body jewelry with a toothbrush and special soap, don't confuse your regular toothbrush with your jewelry toothbrush. It will not taste good. #LFMF
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Shower Gas

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If you have the urge to fart whilst taking a shower, refrain from doing so or you will experience a smell similar to that of raw sewage. #LFMF
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Finger Pickin' Good

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If you're learning a picking pattern on guitar, do yourself a favor and learn it any time BUT right after you get out of the shower. Your fingertips will thank you. #LFMF
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