When someone asks you what you did over the weekend do not reply "Shot a family and two kids on the Beach" when they don't know that you are a photographer. #LFMF
Just because it is in a small glass doesn't mean it's meant to be drunk like a shot. #LFMF
When the stray tomcat runs into the house to pick a fight with your cat, wait until they disengage before grabbing him. In other news, cat bites require a tetanus shot.