The first mistake was the dubstep

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Never show someone with epilepsy a video from DubstepLyrics' channel on Youtube. They will have a seizure and their mom will ban you from their house. #LFMF
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This what we like to call an "everybody loses" type of situation

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If your girlfriend has a history of seizures, for god's sake don't let her give you a BJ. She WILL have a seizure, her jaw WILL lock, and you WILL cry. #LFMF
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MustIReallyLeaveMyName?

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If you do parkour, never front flip to an old lady that is prone to seizures. Trust me, I had to pay a hospital bill. #LFMF
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