If you enjoy being a wallflower, don't leave your mp3 player in your pocket during class because it will start blaring music through its speakers in the middle of a lecture, it will be one of your death metal songs, and no one will ever treat you the same again.
When trying to convince someone to join you in a biology honors seminar, be aware of your phrasing. Correct: It will be fun; you could do your presentation on an interesting disease like leprosy! Incorrect: It'll be fun; you could get leprosy!
I sold my Xbox because I wanted better grades in school. Then I bought Minecraft. #LFMF
Never confidently yell out the wrong answer in class.
Do not read a comedy website when your history class is watching a video on Nazis.
If, in a dream, your alarm goes off, check what time it really is before getting ready for school and then wondering why no one else is awake. It's 1am, not 7, and you'll feel like a complete and utter goose. A complete, utter, sleepy and very CRANKY goose. #LFMF.
If you are asked to bring in a piece of music as inspiration in a Creative Writing class, do not play the music that accompanies Mufasa'a death. The class will be focussing too much on not crying to write anything. #LearnFromMyClassmate'sFail
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