When your boyfriend believes a stupid rumor started by a guy who loves to start sh*t, don't hit another girl who believes the same rumor. You WILL get into big trouble with the office and your boyfriend will no longer be your boyfriend. You will cry big-time. #LFMF
Good idea: Taking DayQuil when you have a cold.
Questionable idea: Taking NyQuil for a cold in the morning.
Worst idea ever: Taking NyQuil and then going to school. #LFMF
When your friend walks into school with a sad look on his face, don't ask jokingly if his dog finally died. The answer will be yes. You will feel like (and be) a total douche. #LFMF
If you stay late at school one day to help clean up and the only way to get to the janitor's closet to get a broom is through the boys bathroom, knock just in case and wait, even if you've been outside the bathroom cleaning for an hour and have seen no one walk in. You will walk in on one of your guy friends doing something you will never have wanted to see. #LFMF
Whatever you do, if the school has a team competition, and you decide to form a team to represent the AP-department, never name it it AP-ness. #LFMF
When you've spent hours working on a massive Excel project for school, never make big, last minute changes to it the day it's due. If for some reason you've managed to accomplish the above, DON'T change computers when you try to get help. All the Ctrl-Z in the world can't help you now. #LFMF
When talking with a friend in class never say I want to see Pooh they will assume something is wrong with you. #LFMF
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