If the two very attractive boys in front of you in the hallway are wearing the same brand of jeans, DEAR GOD, please don't point that out. It will imply that you were staring at their butts.

A few months ago, a boy at my school found one of the English teacher's Facebook page. His page was on public, so everyone could see his updates. He often posted about my school and how he should 'start bringing a metal bat into class' and 'he should join in with the fights'. Unfortunately, a lot of students saw these and decided to show the head teacher, resulting in him getting fired. #LFHisF

If you attempt to congratulate your ENGLISH teacher for winning an award, do not write "your the best" on her whiteboard. #LFmyclassmate'sF

Please learn from my fail and never ever tweet about your father being one of the most violent people you know and then appear bruised at school the next day. People may not realize that your father just loves playing violent videogames and the bruises are a result of your dance lessons and they may get the wrong idea. Things get even more awkward when one of your teachers offers to help you. #LFMF

ok yes you are a game geek.. and ok yes you do download game songs.one day you will be waiting after school and decide to listen to music but your head phones will be unplugged and the ENTIRE school library will hear the dragon born song from skyrim.... people will laugh at you and tease you more than they do all ready.

That class you just fell asleep in is NOT health class, and unlike health class, the answer to everything in math class is NOT "penis in vagina". #LFMF

No matter how late you are to work, never accept your brother's offer to drive your five year old daughter to school. He has a tendency to listen to explicit rap music in his car. Your daughter will have some awkward questions for you later. #LFMF