Good: Your super religious girlfriend decided to give you a blowjob.
Bad: She is actually 'blowing' it. #LFHF
Make sure to listen to your new Dubstep before sharing it with Christian friends, especially if you have just told them that Dubstep is like rap without the bad lyrics... With your luck, the first song you show them will start off talking about anal sex... #LFMF
"Christian" and "Kristen" sound quite similar. Remember this when talking to your very religious grandmother about a very dumb girl named "Kristen". #LFMF
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