When someone asks you what you did over the weekend do not reply "Shot a family and two kids on the Beach" when they don't know that you are a photographer. #LFMF

When you're going to the animal shelter to photograph adoptables for their website, do not be overheard saying "They have some lovely new kittens I can't wait to shoot!" #LFMF

When talking to a beautiful woman and you're a photographer don't say "I have to shoot you." It doesn't come out the same. #LFMF

When you're a the designated photographer at your family's holiday party and you need to make a list of people to take pictures of, don't label the list "People To Shoot". The people who discover the list won't find it as funny as you. #LFMF