Couch Peetato

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If you get scared easily, don't try to impress your friend by watching a horror movie with them, unless you want them to slap you when you piss on their couch. #LFMyfriend'sFail
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Drain the Main Vein

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Never pee in the shower if the drain is slow. You will be standing in your own pee. #LFMF
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Suit Yourself

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If you are wearing an expensive suit, do not pick up a guinea pig after it just drank half the water out of their bottle. It will pee all over your suit, and it WILL be awkward. #LFMF
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Sleep-Pee Time

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While sitting at home watching movies, and you suddenly start to fall asleep, remember that you had to pee before you fell asleep, not after. Your college roommate will laugh forever. #Learn From My College Roommate's Fail
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