Has your 6 month old daughter just finished breastfeeding, and has now come to you for some daddy bonding time? If so, don't hold her upside down over you, no matter how much she laughs. And if you do, for the love of all that's holy, close your mouth. #LFMF
If you have made a habit of biting anything in your mouth, (like a straw) then for the love of god, don't hold a glow stick in your mouth. Glow stick fluid does not taste good. And then your favorite pajama's will be covered in glowing liquid.
Don't throw a hard candy up in the air and try to catch it in your mouth. It's not popcorn. You will chip a tooth. #LFMF
Never put a spoon of cacao into your mouth, it will not taste like chocolate!
When mushing up cat food for you cat, keep your mouth shut. #LFMF
Developing the habit of blowing air out of the side of your lip to express frustration when you're working at home is all fine and good. The first time you do it while doing work in a crowded coffee shop, however, you realize the sound you are making sounds like a fart. There will be a group of cute guys sitting next to you. #LFMF
Scooter with your mouth closed. Especially during spring when all the bugs are out #LFMF
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