Never help yourself to tea in someone else's house. Just because there's a picture of a raspberry on the box, doesn't mean it's raspberry. It is in fact a laxative and your plans for tomorrow are a write off. #LFMF

No matter how good your reasoning, do NOT take a strong laxative the night before you are giving a six hour training for an extremely important client. The effects will not have worn off by the next day and you will have the most awkward experience of your life. #LFMF

Never trust a fart after taking two laxatives, especially when you decided to go running while waiting for the laxatives to take effects. #LFMF

When you are sneezing because you are sick, DO NOT take laxatives. #LFMF

Peppermint is a laxative. #LFMF

When you know you're going to be spending the day with your boyfriend in a swimsuit, for the love of god DO NOT try to "cheat" by taking a maximum strength laxitive to make yourself look thin in it. You will spend all night on the pot, have violent and uncontrolabe gas all the next day that you spend with him. And you will weigh a pound more than you did the day before. #LFMF

Don't eat a spoon of coffee grounds because you don't have the time to actually make coffee. Turns out, coffee is a laxative...and you just took it in a concentrated form. #LFMF