Never make a joke about prostitutes in front of a former prostitute. You will hurt her feelings and you just want to die. #LFMF
Writing the code "S/M" on your hand as a reminder for your science and math homework may seem like a good idea, but it's really not. The jokes from your peers will continue on long after the ink has washed off. #LFMF
When in a live-in working situation where you are greatly outnumbered by the opposite gender, a little gender-based humor will pop up. That's fine. If you are the center of a few lesbian jokes, wearing a shirt with a giant fist on it will only encourage these jokes. #LFMF
When your mouth is so small that a tablespoon can't fit through it, don't say it in front of your boyfriend's friends. Unless you want blowjob jokes 24/7. #LFMF
When working for an elementary school's After School Program and a 1st grader falls down and skins their knee, DO NOT jokingly tell him you'll have to cut the leg off. He won't think it's near as funny as the 2nd and 3rd graders in your class and you WILL look like an awful person. #LFMF
When you meet up with a friend you haven't seen in years, the correct response to his telling you he's recently divorced (from his attractive wife) is NOT, "So E----- is available?" Especially if YOUR wife is there as well. #LFMF
When you run into someone you haven’t seen in a while, and then joke with them about why they “Look like s**t today”. Be sure you are aware of any health issues they may have, like beginning chemotherapy. #LFMF
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