If you are having really bad nosebleeds, do not collect the blood in a bathroom Dixie cup. Do not allow it to coagulate. And DO NOT play with the resulting blob. Your mother will be scarred for life.
Now you know how fruit roll-ups are made.
If you've had no real food all day and instead filled up on the sweets at the office birthday party, don't immediately start eating the left over Valentine's Day chocolates when you get home, no matter how tempting they are. Your stomach will not thank you. #LFMF
When you think it's a good idea to heat/defrost a dead frozen mouse to feed to your pet snake, it's not. Your girlfriend will come home and immediately ask why the kitchen smells like death, and you will have to explain why you are cleaning exploded rodent out of your microwave.
Just because your office dress code is laid back and allows people to wander around barefoot, does not mean you should do so everywhere. Definitely not into the bathroom. Ew.
When trying to convince someone to join you in a biology honors seminar, be aware of your phrasing. Correct: It will be fun; you could do your presentation on an interesting disease like leprosy! Incorrect: It'll be fun; you could get leprosy!
Don't watch a show that you were warned it contained VERY graphic images before you go to bed, you will still be awake at 3:30am and you'll be regretting watching the show the next day #LFMF
It is true that an embedded splinter would be easier to remove with the top layer of skin removed, and that a corn razor removes the top layer of skin, however, do not attempt to use a corn razor to remove a splinter. This will push the splinter out of the callus and into your foot, turning discomfort into mild agony. LFMF
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