It's awkward when your phone goes off at a funeral. It's even more awkward when your ringtone is "I will survive". #lfmf
When at a funeral, never say that the food is to die for
Keep careful track of what day it is if you need to call in sick. There are certain times when calling in feeling like 'death warmed over' can be appropriate and humorous. The day of the funeral for your co-worker's 20-year-old brother is not one of these times. LFMF
When at a funeral to support your friend who’s lost his grandfather, even if you're at a loss of words when giving your condolences afterwards, refrain from wishing him a good day. And if you do, try not to end the apology with "Well, Enjoy your day". And if you do, try not to laugh at your own stupidity. He is sad, he will not laugh. #LFMF
"Turn your phone on vibrate when at a Military funeral. If not that, at least check to make sure your ringtone is not "Another One Bites the Dust." #LFMF
Learn some history BEFORE you go to a funeral. The phrase 'glory hole' was originally a nautical term. And Chippendale was first a furniture company before the club took the name. If you know this, you will not laugh uncontrollably during your grandfather's eulogy when they recount his career in the navy and in the furniture business. #LFMF
When attending your grandfather's funeral, make sure you turn off your cell phone, because it might ring. If you forget,at least make sure your ringtone isn't "Grandfather" by Stephen Lynch. #LFMF
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