To Be Fair, Though

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When delivering papers during your Teachers Aide period use the front door. The poster on the back door will fall on you. Seventh graders will laugh. Your brilliant response will be "STUFF IS FALLING DOWN". Everyone will laugh. Including the teacher
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His assessment of the situation was spot-on.

Wear Your Kicks When Attempting High Kicks

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Never attempt a high kick in socks, you will slip, fall, and your friends will laugh at you.
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Unless You Can Get It Exactly Right

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Don't try to catch a falling hot-glue gun. #LFMF
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"IS THE FLOOR OKAY?!"

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If you fall on your face in public, just lay there. It makes the situation a lot less awkward. #LFMF
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