Breakfast of Champions

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If you don't drink coffee on a regular basis, downing a large cup on an empty stomach early in the morning will completely ruin your day.
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The Young and the Restless

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Never give your 14 year old daughter money on a school excursion. She will buy coffee. Not a wink was slept that night. By anyone. #LFM Dad's F
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Sharty McFly

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Bad: Eating sour cabbage and then washing it up with coffee. Your assumption that it will cause you to have diarrhea will be correct. Worse: You will trust a fart. It won't be a fart. You'll be wearing thongs and a skirt.
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Where Does it Goes?

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Always flush the toilet on airplanes. You will be embarrassed when the cute flight attendant goes in there after you to dump the leftover coffee. #LFMF
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