When a teacher asks "What comes after 69?", do not say "Mouthwash." You WILL get kicked out of math and get detention. #LFMBestFriend'sF
When arguing with people about college, and they mention God, do not argue, no matter how strongly you believe that God isn't real, you will find out that the whole class is Christian, and they will hate you forever. #LFMF
When you are given a partner and an entire quarter to do a school project don't wait until the last minute to do it. Your partner will drop the class and that feeling of this can't be that hard will fade after working on it all day for four days straight. #LFMF
If you're very dedicated to one class in particular, NEVER let another student borrow your prized textbooks even for a little bit. They will not be returned to you, and nobody will understand why you even care. #LFMF
When reading the first act of Romeo and Juliet, make sure that the class understands at least some of the terms, a very awkward explanation will follow once you start getting suspicious about a room full of teenagers NOT laughing at an entirely sexual conversation. #LFMF
When explaining to your students how a voltage can be induced in a coil of wire by moving a magnet up and down the middle, don't use the example of a curled hand and an index finger. The whole class will laugh. #LFMyElectronicsTeacher'sFail
When considering skipping your morning classes to catch a movie at the theater near campus, go to class. You will miss a quiz, and come back to find your afternoon class has been canceled. You could have still seen the movie, been on time for work, and not missed any schoolwork. #LFMF
Well, I suppose a meteor could have fallen from outer space and crushed you. What can I say, I'm a "glass half-full" kind of guy.