Is That Chocolate?

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When you're lactose intolerant but stupidly enough decide to eat some chocolate anyway, never ever trust a fart. This is especially important if you're in the bed with your new boyfriend. #LFMF
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ZOMBIE ATTACK!!

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Bad idea: Watching 'Dawn of the Dead' when everything that has to do with zombies scares the living crap out of you. Even worse? Doing so, when your boyfriend is working night, and thus leaves you for the whole night. #LFMF.
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Plane Stupid

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If you're lying on top of your boyfriend and he goes to move you, don't put your arms out like wings and say "Weee airplane!". He will burst into laughter and accidentally drop you on your face on the floor in the process. #LFMF
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