When your boyfriend believes a stupid rumor started by a guy who loves to start sh*t, don't hit another girl who believes the same rumor. You WILL get into big trouble with the office and your boyfriend will no longer be your boyfriend. You will cry big-time. #LFMF
If you're on vacation with your boyfriend's family and you spend the night doing tequila shots at the nearby bar, be sure to put your important belongings in a closet or up against the wall before you pass out. If you leave your suitcase anywhere near the middle of the room, you WILL wake up to your boyfriend peeing all over everything you own, including your new passport. You WILL spend the entire next day washing urine out of your clothes and towels, and attempting to air-dry your passport. #L
If you lie about having cancer to hold on to an unhappy boyfriend, make sure said boyfriend's best friend isn't a cancer survivor. Otherwise your lie WILL be exposed, and it will be at a Cancer Support Group when it does. #LFMFriend's ex'sF
If you have whined and nagged your boyfriend for over an hour to get him to do laundry for your lazy butt, don't be surprised to find that your thong (the one that says "sl*tty b*tch" on the crotch) is laying on the ground outside, along with several other items of your laundry. And especially don't lay claim to said thong. #LFMyNeighbor'sF
When you're lactose intolerant but stupidly enough decide to eat some chocolate anyway, never ever trust a fart. This is especially important if you're in the bed with your new boyfriend. #LFMF
Bad idea: Watching 'Dawn of the Dead' when everything that has to do with zombies scares the living crap out of you. Even worse? Doing so, when your boyfriend is working night, and thus leaves you for the whole night. #LFMF.
If you're lying on top of your boyfriend and he goes to move you, don't put your arms out like wings and say "Weee airplane!". He will burst into laughter and accidentally drop you on your face on the floor in the process. #LFMF
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