You Got Michael Jackson for My Birthday Party!

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Never sniff your sister's birthday cake whilst the candles are lit. Who knew hair could be so flammable? #LFMy dumb sister'sF
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Sad Pan-da

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On the eve of your twentieth birthday, it's best not to watch any film version of Peter Pan. You will end up in tears because you have turned into the grown-up that the Lost Boys despise. #LFMF
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Now I Can't Cut the Tension

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Don't cut the cake. When at SOMEONE ElSE'S birthday party just because your Mom says its time to go does NOT mean you get to cut the cake. #LFMF
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