Pandora's Box

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When you're in the bathroom at camp, DO NOT open the silver metal box next to the toilet. Yeah, how's that menstruation smell? That'll be ALL yours soon. #LFMyPre-PubescentElevenYearOldSelf'sF
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I Work Out (in the Bathroom?)

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Your bathroom walls aren't soundproof. Don't exercise while singing I'm sexy and I know it. Everyone in the house can hear you. #LFMF
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I'm Talking to the Man in the Mirror

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If you've never been able to watch a horror movie, don't watch the mirror. Even if a friend has it on and you are intrigued. You will not be able to use the bathroom because there are too many reflective surfaces. #LFMF
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That Fresh, Minty Clean Feeling

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When the bathroom stall is out of paper, the pack of menthol tissues in your pocket should never be used as an alternative. #LFMF
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Hot Pants

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If a coworker brings in hot peppers for you to try and you find it too hot, take his advice and wash your hands thoroughly before going to the bathroom. #LFMF
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