When you're in the bathroom at camp, DO NOT open the silver metal box next to the toilet. Yeah, how's that menstruation smell? That'll be ALL yours soon. #LFMyPre-PubescentElevenYearOldSelf'sF
Your bathroom walls aren't soundproof. Don't exercise while singing I'm sexy and I know it. Everyone in the house can hear you. #LFMF
If you've never been able to watch a horror movie, don't watch the mirror. Even if a friend has it on and you are intrigued. You will not be able to use the bathroom because there are too many reflective surfaces. #LFMF
When the bathroom stall is out of paper, the pack of menthol tissues in your pocket should never be used as an alternative. #LFMF
If you're a fitness enthusiast, and get up in the morning to do sit ups, do not do so next to your bed. Your girlfriend will not realise you're there, and will step heavily onto your crotch in her early morning trip to the bathroom. She will find this hilarious. #LFMBoyfriend'sF
If a coworker brings in hot peppers for you to try and you find it too hot, take his advice and wash your hands thoroughly before going to the bathroom. #LFMF
If you're feeling particularly ill, and you really have to use the bathroom, make sure you flush it occassionally during the 45 or so minutes you're stuck in there. You'll try to flush, the toilet will be clogged, and cleaning the mess will not be fun. Especially if you're at your girlfriend's house. #LFMF
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