When your older sister's friend has a baby and you've just learned that babies bake in the oven for 9 months, don't start counting backwards to her conception, especially out loud, when you know she got married 6 months ago. #LFMyoungerstupiderself'sF
When you're changing your baby's diaper, ALWAYS make sure first that you're not wearing white. Especially if you're not at home, and won't get to change your clothing for what will seem like a VERY long time. #LFMF
If you have a tendancy to zone out first thing in the morning, try not to do it when your baby is eating cereal. It will save a lot of cleaning up. #LFMF
NEVER kiss a newborn baby right after breastfeeding but before burping them. Your own breastmilk doesn't taste good coming back.
Never get caught taking a picture of your sister's baby with a pack of birth control pills, no matter how hilarious it is. #LFMF
When your daughter hands you her laptop to watch a youtube video, remember that it's not your iphone. You'll sit there for several seconds trying to press play, until your daughter bursts out laughing when she realizes you think it's a touch screen. #LFMy mom's F
If you have a baby, you need to choose restaurants based on the sound level, not the food. You never fully appreciate the sheer amount of chaotic noise that comes from a baby until you try to eat in a nice, quiet formal restaurant.