When submitting a fail, don't try to upvote it by opening 7 extra tabs. It won't work. You will be very annoyed. #LFMF
Learn from your own fails, not just others. #LFMF
When you are so unappealing that you get turned down by a woman who is distraught because no one wants to date her (which I found out, after the fact, is because she has an STD). Though I may have dodged a bullet, still you can LFM Life as a Failure.
The little freezer compartment in your dorm fridge is not cold enough to keep your pint of ice cream frozen. You will however get a half frozen milkshake.
do noet EVER try to catch a cactus, if you do the next week your hands will be sore and you will discover needles everywhere
If your son trips into the bowling lane you are playing in, do not run out to rescue him as fast as you can. The lanes are waxed. #LFMF
When you buy a new oven, don't forget before you turn it on that all the racks are covered in plastic wrap. #LFMF