We See the Shovel to the Head and Raise You a Scooter

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Here's the money shot if you just want see it over and over and over:

First Dates Don't Get Too Much Worse Than This

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First Dates Don't Get Too Much Worse Than This
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The photo above is allegedly the thief.

After they entered the woman's home that evening, she said she became occupied in another room, leaving the man alone.

Bad idea.

When she returned, he was gone — and so were her $3,000 TV as well as Violet, her pricey Yorkshire Terrier, which she said is worth a cool $4,000.