What could go wrong with this, right?

WTF dude.

This video is safe for work, unless you're in a particularly stuffy office, but you may want to turn your sound down when the fireworks start. 

If the warning in the beginning of this video didn't tip you off, there's graphic and offensive language and a few flashes of the guy's taint.

These couples did a great job promoting this, but let's get real you would 100% laugh at anyone's junk in a tux. Not only that, but how awkward would you feel dropping this off to get dry cleaned? 

Mountain lions shouldn't look like this.

This beast of a species at a glance appears to have teeth that are straight up growing out the top it's head.

Scientists are all at once baffled, befuddled, and utterly torn over what this might mean; perhaps some sort of misplaced and abandoned alien species? Who's to say?