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From the Turkish movie "Kareteci Kız 1973" (Karate Girl) directed by Michael Bay.

Okay, not really directed by Michael Bay. It was a joke because he is horrible, but not the good kind of horrible like in this death scene. No offense, real director Orhan Aksoy. I'm sorry for comparing you to Michael Bay.

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I know that sounds like a clickbait headline, but this guy believes Starbucks uses the ol' "man milk" in their lattes, and he seems generally okay with it (not that he drinks it, of course). According to Pastor Manning, spunk is another kind of milk, because, much like regular milk comes from mammary glands, dude juice comes from the "testicle gland" and is just another body fluid. Starbucks, apparently, has figured out that people like the taste, and added it to their milk blend.



God I hope this is a parody.