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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

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Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

A humorous Tumblr post imagines where books came from.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines Where Books Come From

Tumblr post calls out fake service dogs for creating real problems for people with actual disabilities that need them.

Fake Service Dogs Called Out For Creating Real Problems For People That Have Disabilities

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Good Luck Finding a Young Person Then

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Reach Out and Embrace the Darkness Inside

A funny Tumblr thread that includes Avatar The Last Airbender plot osmosis | bygodstillam 2 cerusee tumblr Follow glitch-h Ive never seen avatar last airbender but here is my understanding plot based on tumblr avatar is important bc he can bend all elements and no one else can. There hasnt been one while and fire nation is taking over couple siblings find boy trapped ice he's like 9 and bald and last airbender. Also he's avatar and they know this somehow -siblings are like "well guess have

Tumblr Thread: Avatar The Last Airbender Plot Osmosis

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Tumblr thread on using customer voice in retail

Tumblr Thread: Using "Customer Voice" In Retail

tumblr calculation of how many communion wafers equal jesus

Tumblr User Runs The Ridiculous Math On How Many Communion Wafers Equal One Jesus

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

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38 Random Memes To Start Your Day Off With A Bang

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

Pro Tips For Spooky Season

Someone wants to make their pool Vantablack and science says maybe not

Tumblr Thread Explains Nightmarish Reason You DON'T Want A Pure Black Pool

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