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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Intern fired for declining boss's demand to immediately join last-minute 3:30 pm Sunday meeting on Memorial Day weekend, raising concerns of unrealistic employment demands: 'They just expect 24/7 availability from interns getting paid the bare minimum'
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Potential homebuyers demand neighbor stop parking in her own driveway before buying house next door, she says no, they send a contract: ‘[You] have to agree to park in the street from now on’
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Man buys $2,500 engagement ring, jeweler talks him out of resizing it before proposing, ring doesn't fit on proposal day, store refuses exchange citing "wear and tear": ' Now I'm stuck with an over sized engagement ring'
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Sister stops filling shared car with gas after older brother repeatedly leaves it nearly empty and ignores requests to help contribute: ‘[My mom decided that we share the car]’
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Job candidate refuses to have Zoom interview recorded after recruiter won't turn her camera on: 'If cameras are required, both should have it turned on'
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