This Arson Victim Solves the Case on Live TV and Wait, What Did She Say the Reason Was?

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If You Pour Milk On Your Naked Body and Run Through Walmart, You're Gonna Get Arrested

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The Cutest Little Devil-Possessed Children's Toy

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There's Apocalyptic Hail in Tennessee This Week

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This Terrifying Accident Looks Like Some Kind of Hollywood Stunt Gone Wrong

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The driver is said to be in serious condition, but was rescued in time!

A Detroit Area Pig Gets Arrested, Proceeds to Take a Colossal Dump in a Cop Car

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The pig had apparently been attacking a woman in her garden when she called the authorities to take care of it. They managed to subdue the animal (who had been distracted by a "decorative ball") and get it in their cop car. Then... well... this happened. 

Things Get Sad and Awkward When a Guy Gets Stabbed in the Middle of a Metal Show

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Surprisingly, no gore or violence in the video itself!

Skip to 1:40 to get to the moment in question.

You never know what might happen at a Cattle Decapitation show. You know, like attempted murder.

The band seemed to take it fairly well, but clearly there are some people in the crowd that need an adjustment in perspective. Or maybe they're just too Trve Kvlt for us normies to understand.