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Via: Daily Dot
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The pig had apparently been attacking a woman in her garden when she called the authorities to take care of it. They managed to subdue the animal (who had been distracted by a "decorative ball") and get it in their cop car. Then... well... this happened. 

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Via: Daily Mail
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Over 100 million spiders have taken residence in this abandoned facility in Baltimore. The spider nest stretches over four acres in a solid web structure.

In other words, nuke it from orbit.

Here are some close-up shots of all the insanity: