Via CBCNews:

None of the customers at the Shoal Harbour Drive restaurant were seated at the centre tables when the truck crashed through the front window into the dining area.

The apologetic driver bought wings for the startled customers who were in the restaurant at the time.

A spokesperson with the company said there was no structural damage to the building, just broken windows and damaged furniture.

Oh the start of a marathon? It all makes sense now.

Technically they didn't go into the Tiger's pen to retrieve the lost hat, just between the barriers. But having an elementary-insult shouting match with another adult makes you both morons.