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John Mayer Tweets Ridiculous Natural Selection Theory, Swears He's Not High, Gets Trolled to Oblivion

It sounds an awful lot like John Mayer's been smoking too much of the devil's lettuce amidst his Grateful Dead revival tour. By coming right out and taking an aggressive stance that no, he most certainly is not high; he almost guaranteed the mass flood of Twitter trolls that collectively suggest otherwise. Gotta hand it to some of these people for the added efforts on playing around with the animal coloring. That cat peacock could be the 8th wonder of the world, easily. 

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The Internet Reacts to Graham, an Indestructible Humanoid Designed to Survive Car Crashes

Australia has a known reputation to get a little absurd with their PSAs. Their most recent campaign paid for by Australia's Transport Accident Commission depicts a hairy man with no neck, air bag nipples, and a Juggernaut-style head built to survive any car wreck.

A trauma surgeon and crash expert joined forces to create Graham and, like Stoner Sloth, the internet instantly fell in love with him.

Buckle up for safety! But, if you've got hundreds of nipples you should be legit.

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Girls Are Naming Their Vaginas Based off the Last Movie They Watched, and It's a Blockbuster!

Sometimes a hashtag will come out of nowhere and surprise the world with its greatness. This is one of those hashtags.

Nearly every woman on Twitter is getting in on #NameYourVagina. Girls are tweeting the name of the last movie they watched and BOOM a name for their vagina is born. The more horrifying the movie the better.

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Here's the Internet's Reaction to Obama's Improvised Burn at Yesterday's SOTU

Tuesday's State of the Union address brought us one of the better ad-libbed burns the President has ever delivered. Armchair pundits and live-tweeters had a field day with it, of course. Here's some of our favorite reactions!

Hat tip to Raw Story.

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