There is No National Tragedy or Disaster That Donald Trump Won't Use to Promote Himself

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That second tweet has since been deleted from his main account, but that's everyone's favorite follically-challenged suit-wearing orangutan using the recent train crash in Pennsylvania as a talking point for his own political agenda.

Keeping it classy as always, Trump. 

Domino's is Going to Let Us Order Pizza With Emoji, Because We Are Truly #Blessed

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By the way, those above tweets are what Domino's considers an official announcement via their social media channels. Because #brands.

The idea is that you'll be able to register your Twitter handle with your existing Domino's pizza account, at which point you can throw a tweet at the Domino's corporate handle. They'll send you an automated direct message, and then BOOM. Pizza to your door.

What beautiful times we live in.


#Brands Still Don't Know How #Memes Can Improve Their #Engagement

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If Only There Was a Simple Solution to This Problem...

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Crippling Emotional Distress? Just Shake it Off!

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Can You Follow Along With This Emoji-fied Version of "The Big Lebowski," Dude?

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Getting lost? Here's a handy guide that explains the whole thing!

This Bathroom Sidequest is Just the Worst

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