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The famed horror writer who gave you "Goosebumps" as a kid, R.L. Stine, took to Twitter Tuesday to write a brand new short story just in time for Halloween… 140 characters at a time.

Before you read on, however, beware that you may never eat an egg salad sandwich again.

Read the rest of the story on R.L. Stine's twitter page.

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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

Being a parent can be rough. Luckily, because of sites like Twitter, we can all share and appreciate the frustration, fun, and super grossness of parenthood.

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Twitter Has No Chill When It Comes to the Tiny Dik-Dik

One of Twitter's trending "Moments" today is the pint-sized antelope, Dik-Dik. Some people are freaking out because it's the first time they've seen this adorable animal, but most are just using it as an excuse to make the same dick joke.

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Woman Live-Tweets the Nauseating Turbulence of an Airplane Breakup



There's a time and place to discuss your relationship woes. Choosing an enclosed airplane at 30,000 feet in the air with no real escape plan is NEVER the way to go.

Because she was forced to sit in the same row, this brave woman did exactly what needed to be done and live-tweeted the entire stomach-churning events of an in-flight breakup.

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