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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

Life is a Stage and We're Merely Punning

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I'll Take a Snoop Corndog to Go!

Text - 1 hr Columbus, OH I'm gonna drop out of school and run a food truck where all the food is named after rappers. Wu-Tang Clams. Philly CheeseDrakes. Lil Kimchi Notorious BLT. A Tribe Called Queso. Kanye Asada. Waka Flocka Flambé. Method Manicotti. Bone Thugs-n-Hamburger. NiQuinoa Minaj. Unlike Comment Share You, N and 21 others like this. Ghostface Kielbasa 1 hr Like 2 |Grandmaster Hash browns 1 hr Like 2 J. Coleslaw 1 hr Like 4 |I would invest in that so fast! 1 hr Like 1 T-Pain au chocola

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A Little WD-40 and You're Set!

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Created by Nafa

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We Can Only Hope For a Love Like This

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Now is Not the Time for Food Puns

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Created by Tawd

Christmas Comes Russian In

Text - commented on this. k 19 hrs The Russian is having REALLY loud Christmas sex. I think the lady Russian is crying Like Comment Share and 4 others like this. Please can you explain the difference between sex and Christmas sex please. 19 hrs Like k Bells. Obviously 19 hrs Like 1 El Haha. No commentl 19 hrs Like Well, you only get what you Putin. 8 hrs Like10 IS MY HERO 3 hrs Like taught us all well (he was our school teacher) E k Amenl 39 mins Like 1 Holy 35 mins Like Write a comment...

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Star Wars Jokes

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Created by BBreezy

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A Former WWE Star Gives His Pet Goat the Best Name

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You Need to Bathe Anyway; You're Looking a Little Crusty

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It's a Match of Wits with These Sharp Puns

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Created by Phainein

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This UK Storm Shares a Name With a Children's Purple-Dinosaur and People Are Taking The Piss Out of It

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Stop Monkeying Around With the Puns!

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Created by evelbug

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